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JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East


TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!


JEWS - They Sank The Titanic


TAGS: titanic icebergs jews
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Reason - January 12, 2010, 6:00 pm
great a "look what i found" standard 3L
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 10:00 pm
Although the Comment is not too funny, 5L for the genius comeback on the IMing!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMAO!! Sorry, you gotta come get your own... share? What? I should get the flu, too?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:22 pm

gimmy half that sammich, pass the mustard. I sick and need my food.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:20 pm
No.... no... what do I know from this, right? Take it... it's yours... I'm just gonna eat my sandwich, die slowly... take it.... it's yours.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:16 pm

you have out-Jewed the resident Jew
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:14 pm
Whatta you care... that he sits alone in the back... no pink jumpsuit... he'll catch his death... or worse, the sniffles!
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:13 pm

should Mooooooooo be so lucky? I think not
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
You want I should let you in the back seat of the squad car again?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:07 pm

what? I should tell you my name?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:06 pm
You told me your name was Bertini!
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:04 pm
Yeah, but thats one of the greatest omegle conversations ever
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm

if you had directed it at me...well rerunberg ain't happy
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
I'm just anti-"look what I found online" - still.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
Or because it said, "Jews-I f***ing knew it!"
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Only because it was from you.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Lol, i tried using this picture once, but it got rejected for being "highly racist"
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:56 pm

5 star of david for you


HITLER CLAUSE -


TAGS: hitler clause jews
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Zai

mallen - September 27, 2009, 8:40 am
Who voted 1 lion? That is funy. 5/5.


JEWVERINE - Well, maybe the Palistinians will laugh themeselves to death.




SUPER JEW - Faster than a spinning dradel, More powerful than a Hanukkah song It's SUPER JEW !!!!!!!




JEWS - no one cares about them...


TAGS: jews hitler
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by cantthinkofaname

Kingy - December 23, 2010, 12:52 am
Lol, that is just horrible, but epic.
Lawlgiver - March 21, 2009, 12:11 pm
xD Retard > Jesus
Devildog - October 1, 2008, 10:08 pm
The Motifake sucks, but the original text is funny as ****.


JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.


TAGS: jew kosher ninja b****
Rating: 2.79/5


JEWS - Haha... Jews.


TAGS: jews jewish jew
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Justin

fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 6:15 am
4L. Image quality needs improvement: try reducing the size of each image, then load together onto the white background (less pixelation, improved size). Then again, this would make a good door poster ;)
Emily - November 2, 2008, 6:59 am
That is freaking hilarious!
Barbrady - June 9, 2008, 8:39 am
Best motifake i've ever a look at


CONFESSION ABOUT A MIRACLE -




ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.


TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

Aurielius - September 2, 2015, 8:12 am
Agreed, also throw in Political Theory, Cosmology, Medicine and Mathematics.
Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
i didnt know the greek were weak minded


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, stupid hobbit that steals jewelry, the other is Gollum.


TAGS: lindsay lohan jewelry thief gollum
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:38 am
Must be some kinda alumni weekend……… Nice one Mustyk


JEW-DEER -


TAGS: reindeer day jewish pride oy it is just savvy
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 10:00 pm
boy i tell ya id drop that one like a rock
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:48 pm
Oh stop, rerun... you're giving me nachas!
rerun - December 22, 2009, 12:59 am

schvitzing? Oh, what a schmedric you are,,,,who knew?
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
5L
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
You want they should make with the schvitzing?


ISRAEL PWNED. -


TAGS: israel pwned loser war merkava tank jew jewish
Rating: 2.75/5
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:40 pm
:D


CHINESE RESTAURANT - But is it Kosher?


TAGS: jewish chinese restaurant
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by twill1962

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:46 am
Ph**oshop too obvious, sign's wording is qlever, not clever; sorry.
twill1962 - June 19, 2012, 12:46 pm
Sorry, it was one of my first attempts a few years ago. I thought I'd post it.
MPsniper - June 19, 2012, 8:16 am
overused sign gen


A RELIGION -


TAGS: christian moslem jew buddhist religions
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - March 5, 2015, 11:36 pm
it could be a word...or the name of the next Xman (no matter, 5 for what shines thru here)
Oldsod - March 5, 2015, 7:55 pm
Bloody hell...
Silverheart - March 5, 2015, 5:45 pm

I hate to be that guy... 'relgion'


PROHIBITION, HUH? - Jewish Ingenuity Kicking Some Serious Sacramental Ass




WHAT HAPPENS -




RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL POSTERS - Your rating will be about 2.8 (unless it's really witty), 55% of the comments will be against you (regardless of your affiliation), and 85% will bemoan it's very existence. So, don't bother.


TAGS: barack barak obama republican democrat politic religion aethiest christian muslim jew hindu
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

boeweizer - March 5, 2010, 12:19 pm
thats donkeys second front leg looks like its 5th
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:28 pm
jmac put it perfectly... let's just have fun here!
Jmac0585 - October 2, 2009, 11:50 am
That is not a leg, my friend...
GodsWorshipMe - October 2, 2009, 11:31 am
that's great, but look at the 5th leg on that donkey!
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:50 pm
Why, Agd!
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
I'd like to site the Numbers 12:3 exemption and point out I did NOT coin the phrase...
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm
Who else?
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm
The Corollary to the Principle did. There's at least three of us on board.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:33 pm
It went from a principle to a movement? While I was sleeping? I am better than I thought...
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:27 pm
And that's just what it will be, the Jmac Principle Corollary Movement.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:25 pm
You know, if just one person does it they may think he's really sick. And if two people do it, they may think they're both faggots. And three people do it, three, can you imagine? They may think it's a movement. - Arlo Guthrie


JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




HELL - You are burning in it.


TAGS: jews orange jews freshly squeezed orange jews hell
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by J-Bob

fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
Tunnels: for when one is lacking a sense of humour.
NREEEOW - January 7, 2009, 8:19 pm
yeah, isn't laughing one of the seven deadly sins? You know, along with s******ing your gum and biting your nails.
Sir - September 17, 2008, 2:51 pm
but thats where they end up anyway
meh - June 10, 2008, 12:22 am
we don't
Jungie - June 10, 2008, 12:21 am
I thought Jews didn't believe in hell?


FAT BITCH - She's Giving Birth To A Turquoise Stone!




JESUS -




Pain and Buying Jewelry -




IDIOTS GUIDE TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: christian jew muslim aetheist heaven
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:40 pm

aggy.....use small words dude...homer simpson style please. not sure whether to thank you or log off here and register you with NAMBLA....lol. ty...am trying.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:37 pm
Impressive action, Reality. Most impressive. By giving constructive rejection reasons, we've made more timmys and crybabies by than I can recall banning.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 10:34 pm

i bow down.
GreyScorpion - June 29, 2010, 6:27 pm
you're welcome
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 5:18 pm

ty dude but i owe alot of it to the mod who rejected and gave me tips on the first. no idea who it was but sincerley...thank you.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 5:12 pm
Good Work !


JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS - Don't beat yourself up about it, you weren't the only one. You may have been "LEADING THE PACK", but I was right behind you! Running hard trying to pass you up.


TAGS: riot protest greece jewel olympic
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
Hey msn pix of the week or rueters has a ph**o of of chinese riot police that that quote would go nice with, there's a billion people in china, and apparently they've all been fitted for riot gear.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:34 pm
I thought I hated Christma5...
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Thnax I heard this one in passing about the death of richard jewel and how he was tagged for the olympic bombings. then they figured it was that guy who was bombing abortion clinics.
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:55 pm
nice! 5L


ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman


TAGS: december challenge trees is anyone gonna check to see if that guy is jewish
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Treehodger - January 7, 2010, 12:50 am
Jews. Batman Hates Them.
Dude 4515 - December 8, 2009, 1:10 pm
just imagine what she did for batman when she heard about this though. on teh other hand, catwoman wouldn't be very happy with ivy's thanks. oooh this story needs to continue. anyway, 5 lions
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:10 am
If this is how Batman reacted, I bet Poison Ivy was REALLY pissed...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Going, going, GONE!!. It's out here!! 5 "Ka-POWS!!


NOW WE KNOW - What your next building project is




Gotta love her…no escaping that -


TAGS: jewish mom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

spacedog - August 16, 2013, 7:08 pm
Nice one Gary.
MissPriss - August 13, 2013, 11:32 pm
Bazinga...or bulls eye...ah, either applies.!


and never again... -


TAGS: jew muslim christian inhumanity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

maoworks2 - August 15, 2014, 8:39 am
So True, Sadly So True 5 Bloody L's
Greybeard - August 15, 2014, 12:23 am
Brutally awesome. I like the "Never Again" shades fading away like all the promises heard since that was 1st uttered...


Body Jewelry -


TAGS: jewelry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Gh0st781

ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:03 pm
Reminds me of a tongue twister - he sells seas shells by the sea shore.


ageing -




Sgt. Donny Donnowitz -




RERUN FIGHTS RACISM -


TAGS: arab jew rerun respect
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - May 17, 2011, 9:07 am
not in our lifetime perhaps..
Feasibly - May 16, 2011, 7:15 pm
I hear ya...the celebrations from each side adds fuel to the fire, but it'll come to an end some day...one way or another.
Hawamleh - May 16, 2011, 9:04 am
It is hard when each side celebrates the others loss, this poster's message seems less likely everyday unfortunately..
Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 8:39 pm
True...just too d*** many variables.
rerun - May 15, 2011, 7:37 pm

In light of the news today, this message is one that I wish I could implement worldwide.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 6:39 pm
Yea.. See The Prob was instead of saving the actual size pic iwould save the icon from the google search, and the honors go to rerun not me he said it.
crankyhead - June 26, 2010, 6:22 pm
I'm glad you got your picture size thingy figured out in time for this one. I love it.
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 8:24 pm
indeed, wise words, wise words my friend.
rerun - June 25, 2010, 7:32 pm

Very nice, if only this message could be taken the nuts on both sides the world would be a better place. 5L


SURREALISM - Scary, beautiful, all kinds of weird, mind-numbing...TAKE YOUR PICK!




ISRAELI SHIPYARDS -




EXCUSE ME - but does anyone have a riccola?




JESUS -




NO. 1 BUTCHER -




CHEESEBURGLAR -


TAGS: cheese cheeseburger cheeseburglar mcdonalds mc donalds jew kid
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Marcus

LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 8:06 am
This is a Timmy creation...you can tell by the racist tag...and by how much it fails.
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 12:50 am
I know it's getting late and I've had some beers, but WTF?


OSAMA BIN LADEN - a man lives in a cave can destroy 3 skyscraper buildings ... YEAH WHATEVER !!!


TAGS: osama laden 911 september job jew
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by Tony

a name - July 4, 2009, 4:06 am
What I want to know is if he actually thinks that camouflage vest actually works in the desert...
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 4:03 am
Everything that WTFO said; not to mention that bin Laden even said a memorial to the "19 souls" of his terrorists who died in the attacks. This Motifake is a disgrace.
WTFO - February 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
So B-Timmy's position is that it doesn't matter if Americans are killed abroad and that civilians deserved to die in OK. You sir, are a complete moron that proves that with every comment you post.
Hector - February 19, 2009, 4:17 pm
This is what Jesus really looked like.
Toussaint - February 19, 2009, 7:54 am
He's a coward. Come out of hiding and lead your forces in honorable combat and let's see your face.
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 3:02 am
And even the Oklahoma city bombing was just vengeance for prosecution against the cult in Waco. So the government really had it coming in that one.
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 2:59 am
So WTFO, of all those attacks, only 3 of them happened on real American soil, and only 2 of which were done by non-americans. The Oklahoma city bombing was by an American. Embassy's may be claimed as American soil, but aren't part of the real US.
oh shuddup - February 8, 2009, 6:52 pm
i think it was supposed to be AFTER 911... but really beyond the point anyhow
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 11:56 am
bombing attack on the World Trade Center in NY (same planner as 9-11). 1991-attempted Iraqi attacks on US Posts in Manila. There are more, but I've made my point.
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 11:53 am
...in Saudi Arabia. 1996-US Embassy rocket attack in Greece. 1995-Saudi military installation bombing. 1995-McVeigh bombing in Oklohoma. 1995-gunman attacks on US diplomats in Pakistan. 1993-attempted a**assination of Pres Bush by Iraq. 1993-the 1st...
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 11:47 am
Let's see how many peace-time attacks on US soil/people: 2000-USS Cole, Yemen. 1998-US Embassy bombings in Africa. 1997-4 US businessmen murdered by terrorists in Pakistan. 1997-Empire State Bldg sniper attack by Palistinian. 1996-Khobar Towers bombing...
oh shuddup - February 7, 2009, 12:00 am
well there hadnt been that many before either... so its not really a fair comparison.
LogicDude - February 6, 2009, 11:30 pm
****loads more in countries OTHER than the US is what he means I guess....we haven't had any since 9/11.
oh shuddup - February 6, 2009, 10:57 pm
id say a **** load of MORE attacks have happened... whats your point in all this? All this hype on Osama, doesnt help at all...making martyrs never worked for the empires, look at jesus...
Reality - February 6, 2009, 7:26 pm
barockeva you think with all the methods of birth control from condoms to abortion YOUR MOM could have found one of them. And notice how many attacks have happened since 911 Even though this joker called for it. GTFO my internet and go drink cyanide.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:15 am
You'd think with as much as we spend on military we could keep people from crashing planes into our ****.
Sean - October 6, 2008, 3:26 pm
Come to think of it, it's not mine either -- and I have an alibi.
Sean - October 6, 2008, 2:33 pm
Just because the Republicans exploited this tragedy shamelessly does not mean they did it. After all doing things correctly is not their strong suit.


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